Top 10 Ways to Destroy a Computer or Cell Phone

1. Dropping it from a building
2. Throwing it through a window







3. Smashing it with your fists








4. Throwing it across the room
5. Running it over with a car
6. Putting it in a vice and keep turning till it pops
7. Beat it with a sledge hammer







8. Jump on it repeatedly
9. Punt it through a field goal
10. Rip it out of work, kicking and screaming, to a green field, and beating it with a bat, then stepping on it with your heals, then beating it with your fists, office space style